Victorinox Swiss Army Classic Summit XLT
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A sleek, formal watch you’ll want to name a constellation
after. But you’re too late. They’re already named. After weird things.
This deal of the day is $99.99 (60% off the $250 retail price). Sale
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one I shall call…Sagittarius.
Well, my good friend and fellow ancient Greek
philosopher, because the outline of those stars look exactly like one of
those half-man half-horse thingies.
Are you kidding
Not at all. You can see the shape of the tail,
the four legs, the head, the arms, and the bow and
Okay, you’re totally just pulling that out of
Sigh. You just don’t get it, do
Considering you named the last group of stars
after a naked virgin lady, no, apparently I
I’m thinking that group over there should be
named after my pet crab, Cancer.
That’s a horrible
name for a crab, by the way. Look, I have a better idea. Why don’t we
name one of the constellations after this cool new watch I
It makes a lot more
sense than naming things after your random thoughts. I mean, look at it.
It’s a gorgeous Victorinox Swiss Army. It’s powerful, it’s majestic, and looks great in a
toga-suit. Plus, I got it at a deal of the day discount of 60% off. I
mean, what else could be more worthy of a
I’m thinking a
You’re the worst.
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