Victorinox Swiss Army Dive Master 500 Mens Watch 241263
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FATHER’S DAY SPECIAL: Want to get a larger piece of your
father’s inheritance when he dies? Get him this watch. This deal of the
day is $229.99 (60% off the $575 retail price). Sale ends at midnight
William Thurston Hubble III, do hereby bequeath the following items to
my friends and posterity:
To my beloved daughter
Jane, I leave my bulldog Bandit. You’re the one who begged me for a
puppy when you were younger and never took care of it. Now you’ll
to. If the dog is still alive after three years
of your care, you’ll get one hundred grand. If not, I’ll give you the
world’s tiniest violin to play the tiniest little sad song because you
won’t get jack.
To my first wife, Janet, I leave the
house. You picked it out anyway, and I never really liked it, so it’s
yours. Plus, you loved me before I had money, then hated me when I got
some, so that probably means you’re a good person.
my second wife Britney, I leave my dirty laundry and dirty dishes. You
still never learned to do any housework, you lazy gold
And the remainder of my $150 million dollar
estate I leave to my son Jimmy, who was always my favorite son ever
since he bought me that beautiful watch for Father’s Day, the Victorinox Swiss Army Dive Master. I’ve never owned a better watch, and
I knew you truly cared for me when I received it those many years ago.
And you also bought it at a 60% discount, which means you’re smart with
money, and that is the main reason I’m leaving you with mine. I know
you’ll take good care of it.
The rest of my stuff you
can all fight over. I’m too old and tired to
The Now Late William
Thurston Hubble III
P.S. Janet, I’ll be haunting the
house now and again. Just so you
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