Victorinox Swiss Army Alliance Chrono Mens Watch 241302
Out of stock
You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A deal on a watch so fantastic, it’d be torture NOT to
buy it. This deal of the day is $375 (55% off the $825 retail price).
Sale ends at midnight tonight
pal. Enough games. Tell us where you hid the bomb or we’re going to get
I’m not telling you anything until all my
demands are met.
People who take this fine city of
ours hostage in an effort to make a quick buck won’t get any mercy from
Then you won’t get any answers from
Okay, dirt bag. I didn’t want to have to do
this, but you left me no choice.
Wait, what are you
doing? Give me back my watch!
Oh, I’ll give it back
soon enough. I just want to look at it for a sec. This is a nice watch.
Classic Swiss Army design, stainless steel band, striking black dial.
Stop it! That’s a one of a kind watch! You so
much as scratch the dial I’ll…
You’ll what?! I can’t
scratch it anyway because of the scratch resistant sapphire crystal. I
promise not to hurt it, but if you don’t tell us where you hid the
bomb, I can’t promise my sledgehammer won’t.
you crazy! Put the hammer down!
I’m not crazy! I’m a
disgruntled veteran cop who plays by his own rules. Last chance, scum
You crazy SOB! I got that watch at a 64%
discount from JomaDeals deal of the day! How could you be so
Down goes the
Wait! I’ll talk! I’ll talk!
That’s the cooperative spirit we’re looking
for. Jack Bauer ain’t got nothin’ on
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