Victorinox Infantry Vintage Chrono Mens Watch 241314
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A sweet Victorinox watch that every man in America and beyond should
own. This deal of the day is $339.99 (55% off the $750 retail price).
Sale ends at midnight tonight
Thank you, my fellow Americans.
Because of your patriotism and excitement, this has been one of the
best rallies in American history!
And I promise you
all, as my dedicated constituents, that I’ll bring ethics, control, and
responsibility back into our government!
spending! More programs to help the poor! Fewer programs to help the
rich! More alternative energy! More Peace! Less War! A chicken in every
pot, and a Victorinox Infantry Vintage watch for every
Seriously, check this bad boy out. This watch
rocks. My campaign manager got
this for me on JomaDeals at a 55% deal of the day
It has a very strong, cut design with a
stainless steel case, intricate black dial, and black leather strap that
makes this thing a real winner. If I don’t win this election, which
between you and me looks a little bleak since my opponent has an
excellent record and I have a few scandals that haven’t broke yet, I’ll
definitely be elected to be the mayor of Awesometown. Oh,
I mean it, this thing is a real beaut. So if I
get elected, everybody is getting one. And then after that we’ll
balance the budget. How, you ask? We’ll figure that out once I get the
job, I’m sure. At this point I’m just making as many promises as
possible. We’ll worry about how we’re going to fulfill them
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