Classic Swiss Army watch with a choice of three different styles. This deal of the day is $99 (75% off the $395 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
When I was a kid, I used to read books about Vampires. Not the sissy, soap-opera, tweeny books that are so popular today. I’m talking about the real, gritty, sleeps underground in a coffin, walking around in an old tuxedo, cold-blooded killer vampires. I used to love reading about those types of vampires (which probably explains a lot about why I grew up without any friends…and why I was so good at Dungeons and Dragons). Why do I bring this up now, you ask? Is it because I think this is a watch a vampire would enjoy? Well, I think a vampire would like it, sure, but there’s nothing in particular about it that would stand out to a vampire in particular except maybe that one of the three choices in styles in red, which of course would remind them of blood, and that it’s made of stainless steel, which would help keep it clean every time he climbs in and out of his underground coffin (remember, we’re talking about REAL vampires here, not the Emo Twilight ones). I think it reminds me of vampires mostly because today you have an option of choosing three different styles of this Victorinox Swiss Army classic.
So with three different choices in styles, and three different items to choose from on JomaDeals today, that gives you a total of 6 items with 720 total possible buying combinations. Which brings me back to the whole vampire thing. I know you’re probably totally lost and wondering how I managed to connect vampires, watches, and mathematical equations. Our choices on JomaDeals are expanding as rapidly as a vampire epidemic. If a vampire bites one person per night, and everyone who gets bitten bites one person per night, we’re looking at a large scale vampire epidemic in a few short weeks…that’s a really big stretch, I know, but hey, I’m just trying to keep things interesting around here. Get a high quality watch at an extra low price, and that should keep your life interesting enough so you won’t have to read watch listings anymore for fun.
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