Wenger Swiss Military Classic Chronograph Watch 79137
Out of stock
You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A deal on a watch so fantastic, it’d be torture NOT to buy it. This deal of the day is $99.99 (78% off the $450 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Okay, pal. Enough games. Tell us where you hid the bomb or we’re going to get rough.
I’m not telling you anything until all my demands are met.
People who take this fine city of ours hostage in an effort to make a quick buck won’t get any mercy from us.
Then you won’t get any answers from me.
Okay, dirt bag. I didn’t want to have to do this, but you left me no choice.
Wait, what are you doing? Give me back my watch!
Oh, I’ll give it back soon enough. I just want to look at it for a sec. This is a nice watch. Classic Swiss Military design, alligator leather band, striking black dial, and it even comes with chronograph function. Very nice.
Stop it! That’s a one of a kind watch! You so much as scratch the dial I’ll…
You’ll what?! I can’t scratch it anyway because of the scratch resistant mineral crystal. I promise not to hurt it, but if you don’t tell us where you hid the bomb, I can’t promise my sledgehammer won’t.
No! Are you crazy! Put the hammer down!
I’m not crazy! I’m a disgruntled veteran cop who plays by his own rules. Last chance, scum bucket!
You crazy SOB! I got that watch at a 78% discount from JomaDeals deal of the day! How could you be so heartless!
Down goes the mallet!
Wait! I’ll talk! I’ll talk! *sob
That’s the cooperative spirit we’re looking for. Jack Bauer ain’t got nothin’ on me.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.