What Is Jomadeals.com?
Well, I doubt you would have landed on this site in the first
place if you didn't know at least a little about JomaDeals, but I'm
feeling generous today, so I'll indulge you. Jomadeals.com is a branch
of Jomashop.com. At
Jomashop.com, we have awesomer than awesome deals on TONS of different
watches, handbags, fine writing instruments and luxury crystals. At Jomadeals,
however, we only have one deal on one watch per day. Confused? Amazed? Bored?
Well, it's not my fault you're sitting at your computer desk reading FAQ's
for fun, so if you can put you're A.D.D on hold for a few seconds, I'll enlighten
you. JomaDeals offers one watch at a crazy low price. So crazy, in fact,
that the deal ends at midnight (EST) everyday. The next day, we offer a completely
new watch at an equally insane price. Yea, I know what you're thinking. The
last time you heard someone say "Limited Time" only, you got hit by a
car, went into a coma, and woke up after 10 years to find your children grown, your
dog dead, and your spouse with someone else, but that same "Limited Time Offer"
was still running. That's not us. Order by midnight (EST, in case you forgot
already) or the door of opportunity closes. And if you miss out on one deal, don't
worry, we'll be nice and put up another the next day.
So what does "joma" mean, you ask? Well, that's a little mystery I'm
keeping close to the chest. If you really want to know, you'll have to search
for clues all over the internet like a Lost fanatic trying to find out what
the smoke monster is. I wish you luck. No one knows what that thing is.
How are you able to have such low prices?
Cuz we rock, that's why.
Also, my accountant informs me, it also has something to do with having our own
warranty and not being bound by manufacturer established retail prices which makes
it possible for us to cut prices blah blah blah (accountants are sooo boring). Anyway,
I think basically what he's trying to say is that we rock and no one tells us
what to do. Except maybe the Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, and Joe Pesci from Goodfellas.
Those guys are cool.
Does JomaDeals offer the original manufacturing warranty?
Unfortunately, no. The reason our prices are so low is because we're not an authorized dealer,
so we can charge whatever we want (sweet freedom!). The tradeoff is that we can't offer the
manufacturing warranty (bitter consequences). To remedy this, every product we sell comes with a
Jomadeals.com 2-year warranty that will cover any problems you might have (problems meaning
manufacturing defects, for example, we will cover "the watch is malfunctioning," but not
"I dropped my watch down the garbage disposal").
Are the Products Authentic?
Yes, yes, yes. You dare question my authenticity? I'm disappointed
in your lack of trust. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to quietly walk down
an empty street with my head down while Enya playing in the background and a single
tears slowly rolls down my face.
Of course our stuff is authentic! We're not some transient hocking Frada Bags
and Cucci sunglasses on a New York street corner. We at Jomadeals.com purchase
all our products from authorized dealers. It's all new, all first quality, all
original parts, all authentic. They are not refurbished, not factory seconds, not
replicas, not recalls. And if you feed them after midnight or get them wet, they
will not sprout thousands of evil versions of itself. It's all good, all the
What payment options do I have?
Jomadeals.com accepts payments by American Express, VISA,
MasterCard, Discover Card, Diner's Club, PayPal, Google Checkout, and Bill-Me-Later.
We do not accept IOUs, monopoly money, gold deblooms, human hair, seashells (sorry
Hawaii), the sweat of your brow, herds of cattle, marriage proposals, communist
rule, the status quo, or pineapple (nothing against pineapple, I just don't
If you're really particular and want to pay by Direct Deposit or Money Order
please contact us for instructions. We promise not to laugh at you.
What should I do if my card is declined when placing an order?
If you're getting that message, it's your bank who's
sending it, not us. And frankly we'd like not to get in the middle of it, so
call your bank and we'll let the two of you duke it out. Maybe last night's
shopping spree put you back more than you thought. Maybe your kid got a hold of
your credit card and bought a car off ebay (that's what I would have done).
But more than likely, your card, like many others, has an online spending limit,
and you need to call your bank for a temporary authorization to exceed that limit.
It's like asking your dad for a few extra dollars in your allowance so you can
go to the movies. But after you stole his card and bought a car, he might need some
What is Jomadeals.com's return policy?
All Jomadeals.com purchases are backed by a 15 day money
back guarantee. If you are not pleased with your purchase for any reason, you may
return it to us within 15 days for a complete refund (shipping charges are not refundable).
Returned merchandise must be in brand-new, unworn condition and still have all tags
and packaging intact. So if you send it back to us and it looks like you dropped
it down the garbage disposal after your dog swallowed it after it was hit by the
Hindenburg, then we probably can't help you.
Oh, and one more thing. You MUST request an RMA number prior to returning any products
to Jomadeals.com. Returns without an RMA number will be returned to the sender.
Hey, we don't make the rules, we're just required by our lawyers to comply with
them. If you'd like to request an RMA number, please fill out
this online form. For more info on our return policy click
here. For more information on the Peruvian Spider Monkey, click
here. It has nothing to do with our return policy, but we thought
you'd find it interesting.
How do I contact customer support?
We love our customers and we know that, every once in awhile,
things go a little hokey and you need someone to yell at. Customer service is offered
via email. We will reply to all inquiries as quickly as possible.
What are my shipping options?
Jomadeals.com ships to any address in the United States
and its territories. This includes Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the US Virgin Islands
and Guam as well as all US Armed Forces addresses worldwide. You may choose between
Standard (2-6 Business Days), Second Day and Overnight shipping options. Please
note that orders placed after 1:30 PM EST may ship the following business day.
Does Jomadeals.com ship internationally?
No, except to US Armed Forces addresses.
How soon will my order ship?
We usually get your orders out to you within 3-7 business days. Unless it's on the weekend or on holidays, in which case we're out of the office enjoying our lives, so you'll have to wait for us to get back to work on Monday or after the Holidays and we will ship your order then. We'll send you an email confirmation with the tracking number of your package when your item ships, so don't worry, we'll keep you in the loop.
How can I track my order?
See your Account page for the shipping info. We'll send you an email with your tracking number once your item ships.
Is there a maximum amount I am allowed to order?
Believe me, if we could, and you really wanted to spend every
penny you have on us, we'd sell you everything in our stock. But as it is, some
people are evil and would try to take advantage of our low prices in despicable
ways that only the truly demented could think of (we don't want to give you
any ideas, so we won't get too specific here). So, to be fair to everyone and
to keep you from being tempted to do something that will haunt you the rest of your
lives (you're welcome), we're limiting customers to no more than 10 items
per day (that's one watch for each limb).
How do I sign up for daily emails?
Simply enter your email into the box on the upper right side
and click GO!
How do I create an account?
After placing an order, we will automatically create an account
for you, which can be used to Login from the main
Can I combine a purchase from Jomashop.com and Jomadeals.com?
No. Sorry to be so blunt, but that's just the way it is.
Jomadeals.com is managed by a different branch of
Jomashop.com, so there's no mix 'n matching.
Monday, August 21, 2017
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