A 3 stone diamond ring that
will more than make up for whatever mistakes you consistently make in your
relationship. This deal of the day is $695 (83% off the $3,995 retail
price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
babe. I bought you a nice gift, this gorgeous three stone diamond ring. That’s an amazingly stunning, glittery piece
of jewelry to make up
for the three cardinal man-sins: leaving the toilet seat up, forgetting
our anniversary, and not noticing when you get your hair
I understand that these are things that every
couple has to deal with. And I understand there is no forgiveness for
men who commit these cardinal sins. There are no excuses. Not even the
excuse that, hey, if I have to put the toilet seat up every time I use
it, why can’t you put the toilet seat down every time YOU use it? Equal
partnership, right? Wrong. That excuse, as we both know, makes
absolutely no sense, is extremely sexist, and will result in my
immediate expulsion from the bedroom to the
It is not acceptable to make the excuse that
it’s easy to forget our anniversary when I’m also expected to remember
the anniversary of our first date, the anniversary of the first time we
met, the anniversary of our first kiss, the anniversary of our second
kiss, the anniversary of that one time you made salmon for dinner and
it was delicious, and all the other anniversaries you make me
celebrate. That’s no excuse either, since I know that every one of our
precious memories together are worth celebrating every year, and
failing to do so is a clear indication that I don’t love you anymore
and am likely cheating on you. Forgetting anniversaries, therefore, is
It is also not acceptable to
make the excuse that when you get your hair done by taking off an 1/8
of an inch and making it a quarter fraction of a shade lighter, it’s
hard to notice. I see you every day, but when I am away, I am expected
to think of you every moment of the day, just like you think of me
every moment of the day, so of course I should notice when you make
even the smallest change to your appearance. That, I admit, is my fault
entirely, and thus completely void of excuse.
an apology to you, my true love, I give you this gorgeous 1 carat diamond ring,
so you’ll know how much I love you. It’s one of the five love languages
from that one book you made me read awhile back that I really did
finish even though you still don’t believe me, so I know you’ll
Now can I PLEASE turn the game back
Gorgeous three stone diamond ring totaling 1.00ctw.
Middle Diamond is .40 ctw / side diamonds are .30 ctw each
Set in 14k White Gold.
Diamond color: I-J.
Diamond clarity: SI.
Comes in beautiful gift-ready Gift Box.
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