Celine Leather Tote Bag164083DDA-RD
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Retail:
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$1,620.00
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Sale Price:
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$495.00
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$1,125.00 (69%)
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DETAILS
This Celine Red Leather Tote bag
is just right. It’s
a deal of the day
that’s only $495 (69% off the $1,620 retail price). Sale ends at
midnight tonight (EST).
 Once
upon a time, there was a
young girl who snuck into the house of a family of bears because she
didn’t think that getting mauled to death by a group of hungry animals
could actually happen to her. And she didn’t think it was freaky that
this particular family of bears were also sophisticated enough to
build, furnish, and maintain a human-like home. If all bears learn to
do this, humanity is doomed. There’s no way we can survive against a
creature with brute, flesh-tearing strength AND an eye for interior
design. But I digress…
So she went inside to poke
around a bit. She tried their porridge. After sticking her finger into
the middle of each bowl, she found one she liked, poured a bunch of
sugar on it and ate it. Then she started knocking chairs over for no
apparent reason until she found a recliner with a leather cushion that
felt nice on her behind. Then she went upstairs and started rooting
through their personal belongings. She found today’s deal of the day,
this Celine Red Leather Tote.
The bag was a
stunningly beautiful yet simple take on a classic form. She looked for
a price
tag. Only $495, marked down by 69%.
For
some reason, she still wasn’t freaked out and decided to take a nap in
one of their beds, clutching the bag close for comfort. But not before
pouring honey all over herself. Go
figure.
The Bear family returned home after a long
day of knocking over full sized Evergreens and sharpening their claws
on the rifles of eaten hunters. They found that someone had ruined
their porridge. No biggie. They saw that someone had rearranged their
furniture. They liked it better that way. They went upstairs and saw
that someone had rummaged through their stuff. Nothing missing, no harm
done. But then mama bear noticed her new deal of the day Celine
bag hugged close to the resting body of a
little, honey-soaked girl
who was
sleeping in her bed. Mama Bear was pissed. They now use the little
girl’s head as a coffee mug.
The moral of the story?
Don’t break into the homes of man-eating wild animals and steal their
stuff. Seems like a no brainer, but I guess kids weren’t very smart
back then.
SPECS:
Red leather tote with leather interior. 1 Main slip pocket. 1 Interior zipper pocket. 1 Interior slip pocket. 1 Outer pocket with flap. 21" rolled leather handles with 9" drops. Dimensions: 17" x 14" x 5"
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| Manufacturer Item: | CE164083DDA-RD |
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