Celine Leather Bowling Bag 165393EBR-TAN
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Retail:
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$1,350.00
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Sale Price:
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$399.00
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A sleek, feminine bowling bag that any woman would kill for. This deal of the day is $399 (70% off the $1,350 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
 ”It was every nightmare’s worst nightmare.”
“Well, Mysterious Masked Serial Killer with a bloody machete, you’ve been coming to me for therapy for 10 years. Why don’t you open up your heart and tell me what’s troubling you.”
“Well, I was stalking a young, innocent, 20-something high schooler, lurking just outside her bedroom, making strange noises to build up the suspense, then cutting the lights when her nerves were at optimum tension. Then after she said, “Tommy, is that you? Come out and stop playing tricks on me!” I leapt out of the shadows with my machete to make my kill. But then…then…”
“No need to hold back tears. This office is a trust zone.”
“I swung at her and accidentally chopped her Celine Leather Bowling Bag in two. It was a beautifully designed, handy, brown leather wonder from one of the best name brands on the planet. Rage flashed in her eyes. I knew I was in trouble.”
“She screamed at me, ’I got that bag at a 70% discount you monster!’ I got scared and ran, but she ran after me. I ran as fast as I could, but it seemed that no matter how fast I ran, she was right behind me. I finally made it to my car, but the stupid thing wouldn’t start and she was getting closer and closer. Finally, just as her hand punched through the glass and grabbed my throat, the car started and I sped away.”
“That certainly seems like a close call.”
“I was lucky this time, but I’m still haunted by the memory. I still feel like she’s watching me, waiting to take revenge for ruining her favorite bag. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, and I can’t even torture small animals anymore. Can you help me, doc? Doc? Where’d you go? Doc, this isn’t funny. Come out and stop playing. Hey, who turned out the lights?”
SPECS:
Smooth tan leather bowling bag with beige fabric lining. 1 Main zipper pocket. 1 Interior zipper pocket. 2 Interior slip pockets. 14.5" rolled leather handles with 6" drops. Dimensions: 10" x 12" x 4.5"
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