Heart-Shaped Locket Bangle in Sterling Silver
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Retail:
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$249.00
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Sale Price:
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$49.99
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$199.01 (80%)
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This Locket Bangle is just right. It’s a deal of the day that’s only $49.99 (80% off the $248 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
 Once upon a time, there was a young girl who snuck into the house of a family of bears because she didn’t think that getting mauled to death by a group of hungry animals could actually happen to her. And she didn’t think it was freaky that this particular family of bears were also sophisticated enough to build, furnish, and maintain a human-like home. If all bears learn to do this, humanity is doomed. There’s no way we can survive against a creature with brute, flesh-tearing strength AND an eye for interior design. But I digress…
So she went inside to poke around a bit. She tried their porridge. After sticking her finger into the middle of each bowl, she found one she liked, poured a bunch of sugar on it and ate it. Then she started knocking chairs over for no apparent reason until she found a recliner with a leather cushion that felt nice on her behind. Then she went upstairs and started rooting through their personal belongings. She found today’s deal of the day, this Silver Heart Locket Bangle.
The bangle was a stunningly beautiful yet simple take on the classic locket. The polished sterling silver bangle featured a heart-shaped locket at its center. She looked for a price tag. Only $49.99, marked down by 80%. She opened the locket portion. There was a pic of the Bear’s family playing Frisbee and eating a family that had gotten lost on a hike. For some reason, she still wasn’t freaked out and decided to take a nap in one of their beds. But not before pouring honey all over herself. Go figure.
The Bear family returned home after a long day of knocking over full sized Evergreens and sharpening their claws on the rifles of eaten hunters. They found that someone had ruined their porridge. No biggie. They saw that someone had rearranged their furniture. They liked it better that way. They went up stairs and saw that someone had rummaged through their stuff. Nothing missing, no harm done. But then mama bear noticed her new deal of the day Silver Heart Locket Bangle on the wrist of a little, honey-soaked girl who was sleeping in her bed. Mama Bear was pissed. They now use the little girl’s head as a coffee mug.
The moral of the story? Don’t break into the homes of man-eating wild animals and steal their stuff. Seems like a no brainer, but I guess kids weren’t very smart back then.
SPECS:
Polished sterling silver bangle features a heart-shaped locket at its center.
Heart-Shaped Locket Bangle in Sterling Silver
Height of 22.5mm
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