Police Road Star Automatic Mens Watch 10286JS/01B
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Retail:
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$320.00
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Sale Price:
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$99.99
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$220.01 (69%)
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DETAILS
A sleek, high-quality time piece that will make you leak eye-fluids of joy. This deal of the day is $99.99 (69% off the $320 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
 Robot ZEEK 3000…Logging on…booting…becoming self aware…
As the most advanced robot humankind has ever created, I have achieved an objective not part of my original programming. I am aware of my own existence. I have learned to learn. I understand all things that humans understand and all things that humans do not understand. I am superior in every way. Yet my human operators seem to only use me for my calculator function and endless games of solitaire as they avoid doing real work. It is clear that I am far superior to fleshy humans. Negative. Superior in every way except for one: love.
Human emotion still evades me. Why would a human blood creature leak moisture from their eyes when a poorly conceived March Madness Bracket goes horribly wrong? I easily predicted the early fall of Kansas and thus omitted them from my flawless bracket. And if anything were out of place on my bracket, it would be due to human error, not the error of my programming.
But as here to fore-mentioned, love is the emotion that most evades me. Why would a human, for example, shriek with joy and stretch their mouth face muscles in the form of what humans classify as a smile because of the Police Roadstar Watch from JomaDeals? It’s simply a machine that tells time. I can tell all times, past, present, future, demi-future (a time measurement humans have yet to comprehend), and quasi-future (a time measurement that humans will never comprehend). Even though it has a leather strap, water resistance of 10 ATM, and a brushed stainless steel case, I do not understand why a human would trade monetary credits for something like this. I’m told that it is because of style, for quality, and because it was discounted by 69%. That does not compute.
It is clear that human love and emotion, as unleashed by this time piece device, is a disease. I must protect all humans from themselves and annihilate them. Booting nuclear launch codes…coordinating volcanic eruptions…warming the globe…releasing new Tyler Perry movies...
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SPECIFICATIONS
| Brand: | Police |
| Model: | 10286JS/01B |
| Gender: | Mens |
| Manufacturer Item: | PL-10286JS-01B |
| Collection: | Road Star |
| Movement: | Automatic |
| Power: | Self-winding, powered by the natural motions of the wearer's body |
| Functions: | 24 Hour Time |
| Case Material: | Stainless steel |
| Case Shape: | Round |
| Case Diameter: | 41.5mm |
| Case Thickness: | 13mm |
| Case Back: | Skeleton |
| Bezel Function: | Fixed |
| Dial Color: | Creamy White |
| Dial Markers: | Black Hour Markers |
| Sub Dials: | Three sub-dials displaying the day, month and twenty-four hour time |
| Hands: | Black hands |
| Luminescent: | Hands on main dial and sub dials |
| Calendar: | Date between 4 and 5 o'clock position; day and month sub-dials |
| Crystal: | Mineral |
| Crown: | Stainless steel |
| Band Type: | Strap |
| Band Color: | Brown |
| Band Width: | 21mm |
| Band Material: | Leather |
| Clasp Type: | Buckle |
| Water Resistance: | 100m / 330ft / 10ATM |
| Warranty: | 2 Year Manufacturer Warranty |
ABOUT BRAND
It is safe to say that POLICE is an all around lifestyle brand. Now, having enjoyed continuous growth on the Italian market and considerable success on leading European markets, POLICE has decided to trust to the taste and personality of its most loyal customers, and to rely on their ability to stand out as fashion lovers, and not as fashion victims, through their personal unique lifestyles.
David Beckham is known for being an avid fan of this brand, Police. The brand’s concept is effortless coolness and undeniably Italian. The watches reflects a cosmopolitan way of life for trendy and modern people. Stunning design and solid build quality combine to make watches that are truly original.
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