Tiffany & Co Paloma Picasso Loving Heart Necklace 12563256
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Retail:
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$2,300.00
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$1,095.00
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DETAILS
A beautiful Tiffany & Co. necklace that
will make up for whatever mistakes you consistently make in your
relationship. This deal of the day is $1095 (52% off the $2300 retail
price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
(EST).
 Okay,
babe. I bought you a nice gift, this gorgeous Tiffany & Co. Paloma Picasso designed necklace. That’s an amazingly stunning, glittery piece
of jewelry to make up
for the three cardinal man-sins: leaving the toilet seat up, forgetting
our anniversary, and not noticing when you get your hair
done.
I understand that these are things that every
couple has to deal with. And I understand there is no forgiveness for
men who commit these cardinal sins. There are no excuses. Not even the
excuse that, hey, if I have to put the toilet seat up every time I use
it, why can’t you put the toilet seat down every time YOU use it? Equal
partnership, right? Wrong. That excuse, as we both know, makes
absolutely no sense, is extremely sexist, and will result in my
immediate expulsion from the bedroom to the
couch.
It is not acceptable to make the excuse that
it’s easy to forget our anniversary when I’m also expected to remember
the anniversary of our first date, the anniversary of the first time we
met, the anniversary of our first kiss, the anniversary of our second
kiss, the anniversary of that one time you made salmon for dinner and
it was delicious, and all the other anniversaries you make me
celebrate. That’s no excuse either, since I know that every one of our
precious memories together are worth celebrating every year, and
failing to do so is a clear indication that I don’t love you anymore
and am likely cheating on you. Forgetting anniversaries, therefore, is
almost unforgivable.
It is also not acceptable to
make the excuse that when you get your hair done by taking off an 1/8
of an inch and making it a quarter fraction of a shade lighter, it’s
hard to notice. I see you every day, but when I am away, I am expected
to think of you every moment of the day, just like you think of me
every moment of the day, so of course I should notice when you make
even the smallest change to your appearance. That, I admit, is my fault
entirely, and thus completely void of excuse.
So as
an apology to you, my true love, I give you this sterling silver necklace, so you’ll know how much I love you. It’s one of the five love languages
from that one book you made me read awhile back that I really did
finish even though you still don’t believe me, so I know you’ll
appreciate it.
Now can I PLEASE turn the game back
on?
SPECS
Design by Paloma Picasso.
Necklace in sterling silver.
Length 17 inches.
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SPECIFICATIONS
| Brand: | Tiffany |
| Manufacturer Item: | TF12563256 |
| Misc Information: | All Tiffany & Co. sold by JomaDeals.com is 100% authentic in original packaging. Guaranteed. |
| Shipping Info: | Usually Ships In 1 Business Day |
ABOUT BRAND
Tiffany & Co. has been the world's premier jeweler and America's house of design since 1837.
Company founded by Charles Lewis Tiffany and Teddy Young in New York City as a "stationery and fancy goods emporium." The name was shortened to Tiffany & Co in 1853 when Charles Tiffany took control, and the firm's emphasis on jewelry was established.
Tiffany's flagship store (since 1940) is located at the corner of Fifth Avenue and 57th Street in Manhattan, New York City. Shop creations of timeless beauty and superlative craftsmanship that will be treasured always.
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