Ralph Lauren Ladies White V-neck Sweater
Ralph Lauren Ladies White V-neck Sweater
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Retail:
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$150.00
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Sale Price:
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$19.99
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X-Small
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DETAILS
A super designer sweater that’s so hot, it will cause everyone
around you to burst into flames. This deal of the day is $19.99 (87%
off the $150.00 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
(EST).
 New York City,
NY- Two civilians are in critical condition tonight after
spontaneously bursting into flames at a casual party in the Upper East
Side. The cause of the combustion is still under investigation, but
according to witnesses, the two civilians, both male, got too close to
a beautiful woman at the party and upon attempting a flirtatious
interaction, instantly caught on fire. According to witnesses, the
woman appeared “too hot to handle” and everyone agreed that it likely
happened because the two males were not “ready for this
jelly.”
“It was awful,” said local party-goer John
Brewer. “I mean, she looked hot, with those cute jeans and that Ralph
Lauren sweater she had on. But I had no idea that dancing with her would
end with those guys on fire and their faces melted
off.”
“At first I was really jealous,” said Samantha
Jones, local catty girl that no one really likes. “She looked all hot
with her radient, v-neck sweater. I was all like, I hate her.
But then when the two guys who were flirting with her exploded into a
fiery ball of flame and dust, then I was SUPER jealous. I wish men had
that kind of reaction around me.”
Whether the
woman’s hotness was to the extreme point that she caused the two males
to incur the wrath of the gods and turn into pillars of brimstone and
sulfur, or whether they had a pre-existing condition that caused it, is
still just speculation. But Dr. Peter Ukhammer, credible-looking
scientist, has his own theory. “I believe that it was likely caused
because the woman in question was wearing a well designed Ralph Lauren
tee shirt that
she bought for 87% below retail value. That’s so hot, just thinking
about it gives me a nose bleed,” Dr. Ukhammer said, wiping his nose
with a girly hanky.
At press time, the woman was
being held by police but her release was planned after her prison
holding cell melted into a glowing pool of
magma.
SPECS:
Lightweight white cotton V-neck long-sleeved sweater.
Polo logo horse over the heart.
100% cotton, of Italian yarn.
Jomadeals.com
does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from
outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.
Product ships 1-3 business days after order.
SPECIFICATIONS
| Brand: | Ralph Lauren |
| Manufacturer Item: | PRLWS98B03A-WH |
ABOUT BRAND
The brand was launched in 1967 when Ralph Lauren, born Ralph Lifschitz, got a $50,000 loan. Prior to starting Ralph Lauren, he worked for Brooks Brothers. In 1968 he started a line of men's ties. By 1969 he had a boutique store within the Manhattan department store Bloomingdale's. In 1971, Polo Ralph Lauren launched its first women's collection and his first standalone store in Beverly Hills, California. Ten years later, in 1981, the brand went global with its first international store on London's New Bond Street. The Polo Sport line was introduced in 1993. The brand now produces clothing, accessories, fragrances, furniture, operates the restaurant RL in Chicago, and sponsors a Harlem cancer center in association with Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center. The flagship store is located in the former Rhinelander Mansion on Madison Avenue in New York City.
See our previous Polo Ralph Lauren deals.
Check our parent site JomaShop.com for Ralph Lauren Clothing and Accessories.
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