A cute, functional umbrella that you’ll love as if it were
the last umbrella on earth. This deal of the day is $5.99 (85% off the
$39.99 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
Two Vultures. Check. Two
Walruses. Check. Two Yaks. Check. Two Zebras. Check. That’s it! Animal
ABC checklist, all done.
Noah, what about the
Well, dear wife, I’m going to let them go
extinct so there will be no more animals that start with the letter ‘X.’
That will just make things simpler for
Okay. Well, that’s everything then. And not
soon enough. It’s starting to rain.
The flood will
be killing the wicked any minute now.
remember my umbrella?
know, my cute little umbrella I got from JomaDeals at a 85%
discount? The one with the beautiful pattern that comes in the carrying case that looks like a bottle of wine? It’s my
Uh, yea, of course I
remember that umbrella.
It was a birthday gift from
Ham. It’s very special to me. And you remembered to pack it
Because this is
going to be a long cruise. And from the looks of things it's going to be pouring the whole time. And if for some reason it’s still at home
sitting on my bedside counter because you forgot to pack it with the
rest of our things, you can be sure I’m going to complain about it the
entire time and won’t let you enjoy the buffets or the cruise craps
tables during the trip.
I remembered. Don’t worry.
And, uh, FYI, I’m going to take the Zebra out for a quick run around the
block. Just to make sure they’re good and everything. Nothing to do
with your umbrella.
Of course not. Hurry back. And see
if you can find my pearls while you’re
- A full sized umbrella housed in a stylish, compact carrying case that appears to be a bottle of wine!
- Return the umbrella to the bottle for secure storage and no drip mess, perfect for traveling and carrying in a purse, bag or vehicle.
- Wine Bottle Carrying Case Dimensions: 2 x 2 x 12 inches
- Umbrella (Open) Dimensions: 38 x 38 x 23.5 inches
- Strap in Handle for Hanging Bottle When Not in UseJomadeals.com does not ship
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