Today’s deal of the day is a complete handyman tool set that will make you a walking weapon of mass destruction.
Figuratively, of course (I should be more careful throwing that term
around). This deal of the day is $21.99 (73% off the $79.99 retail price).
Sale ends at midnight tonight
Agent Peters, we
have a problem.
What is it Agent Buttface?
I told you, it’s pronounced Butt-facé.
Sorry. Well, sir, it’s “Weapon X.”
Don’t tell me he’s broken the vending machines
I’m afraid it’s much worse. He’s escaped.
Escaped!? This is a national tragedy. Why, if
“Weapon X” released his power on the masses, the consequences would be
I rue the day we eager scientists
created something so powerful. Why did we not stop to think of the
Would you stop having those
John Grisham epiphanies all the time? But you’re right, we never should
have given “Weapon X” that tool set. Just think of it, Peters. When we
surgically attached those tools in place of his hands, he
became unstoppable. Screw driver, side cutters, needle nose pliers, crescent wrench, claw hammer, snap blade razor, mini screw drivers, wire stripper, and a 6 foot tape measure. Why, if he has enough time to run wild, think of all the
squeaky cabinets he’ll fix and the wires he'll strip!
He’s probably out there right now having
a moving emotional experience with a woman or small child who’s helping
him see that he’s not just a weapon meant to destroy, but a heart meant
Okay, now you’ve moved on to Robert
Ludlum. It doesn’t make it okay.
That’s it, I’m calling the President. Weapon X needs
to be stopped.
Too late. The tool set is now
selling as the deal of the day on JomaDeals at a 73% discount. In less
than 24hrs, every American in America will have one of their own.
Every American in America…God help us all.
- All tools are of durable metal construction
- Two 8 piece Allen wrench sets, Two 10 piece driver sets with PH1, PH2, PZ1, 5, 6, T10, T15, T20 and ADP drivers, Ratcheting Screwdriver, Side Cutters, Needle Nose Pliers
- Crescent Wrench, Claw Hammer, 6 ft. Steel Tape Measure
- Snap Blade Razor, Four piece Miniature Screwdriver Set - 2 Slotted, 2 Philips, Wire Stripper, Assorted small hardwareJomadeals.com does not ship
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