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Trademark Tools 130 Item Tool Set with Carrying Case

Availability: Out of stock
SKU: DR-75-6037
Delivery date: 1-2 days
$69.99

$69.99 (100%)
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DETAILS
Today’s deal of the day is a complete handyman tool set that will make you a walking weapon of mass destruction. Figuratively, of course (I should be more careful throwing that term around). This deal of the day is $21.99 (73% off the $79.99 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Daily Deal Tool Set Agent Peters, we have a problem.

What is it Agent Buttface?

I told you, it’s pronounced Butt-facé.

Sorry. Well, sir, it’s “Weapon X.”

Don’t tell me he’s broken the vending machines again.

I’m afraid it’s much worse. He’s escaped.

Escaped!? This is a national tragedy. Why, if “Weapon X” released his power on the masses, the consequences would be catastrophic.

I rue the day we eager scientists created something so powerful. Why did we not stop to think of the consequences!? Why?!

Would you stop having those John Grisham epiphanies all the time? But you’re right, we never should have given “Weapon X” that tool set. Just think of it, Peters. When we surgically attached those tools in place of his hands, he became unstoppable. Screw driver, side cutters, needle nose pliers, crescent wrench, claw hammer, snap blade razor, mini screw drivers, wire stripper, and a 6 foot tape measure. Why, if he has enough time to run wild, think of all the squeaky cabinets he’ll fix and the wires he'll strip!

He’s probably out there right now having a moving emotional experience with a woman or small child who’s helping him see that he’s not just a weapon meant to destroy, but a heart meant to love.

Okay, now you’ve moved on to Robert Ludlum. It doesn’t make it okay.

Sorry.

That’s it, I’m calling the President. Weapon X needs to be stopped.

Too late. The tool set is now selling as the deal of the day on JomaDeals at a 73% discount. In less than 24hrs, every American in America will have one of their own.

Every American in America…God help us all.

SPECS
- All tools are of durable metal construction
- Two 8 piece Allen wrench sets, Two 10 piece driver sets with PH1, PH2, PZ1, 5, 6, T10, T15, T20 and ADP drivers, Ratcheting Screwdriver, Side Cutters, Needle Nose Pliers
- Crescent Wrench, Claw Hammer, 6 ft. Steel Tape Measure
- Snap Blade Razor, Four piece Miniature Screwdriver Set - 2 Slotted, 2 Philips, Wire Stripper, Assorted small hardware


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Products specifications
Manufacturer Item DR-75-6037